Enchante

I am Monsieur Le Hand Blender.

I want to liquify you. 

Well, I'd like to liquify you and leave all your fiber in thus make you into more of a puree than an actual liquid. Perhaps you will then be put through a sieve to achieve a more liquid like consistency, but at this point you are of no further concern to me.

I look forward to transforming you into a melange of delicious flavor arrangements or you pulverized tout seul, with a little water to easy the strain on my powerful yet sensitive moteurr.

Now, let's get to party time.